Trump On American Healthcare: When You Love Something, Let It Explode

Trump On American Healthcare: When You Love Something, Let It Explode

>>Stephen: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK ON THIS STAGE. LAST WEEK, WE WERE OFF. WE PRETENDED WE HAD NEW SHOWS ON MONDAY, TUESDAY, AND WEDNESDAY, BUT THOSE WERE ACTUALLY TAPED THE WEEK BEFORE. IT WAS AN ILLUSION CREATED BY AN EVIL […]

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Pete Buttigieg: A Majority Of Americans Want Higher Wages And Healthcare

Pete Buttigieg: A Majority Of Americans Want Higher Wages And Healthcare

>>Stephen: WE’RE BACK HERE, WE’RE BACK, EVERYBODY, WITH PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE PETE BUTTIGIEG, LET’S TALK ABOUT THE WINE CAVE, OKAY. YOU GOT A LOT OF CRITICISM. NO, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE WINE CAVE.>>OKAY.>>Stephen: YOU TOOK SOME CRITICISM FOR HAVING A FUNDRAISER IN A WINE CAVE IN CALIFORNIA. AND RAISED A TON OF MONEY AND […]

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We Know Why Nancy Pelosi Tore Up Trump’s Speech

We Know Why Nancy Pelosi Tore Up Trump’s Speech

>>SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI RIPPING UP HER COPY OF THE PRESIDENT’S STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH.( APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ) ( BIRD CHIRPING )( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )( TOILET FLUSHING ) ( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )>>IT’S “THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.”

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GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict

GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. FOLKS, WELCOME ONE AND ALL, IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD TO “THE L “THE LATE SHOW.” IN THE I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. LET’S GET RIGHT TO IT. THE BIG STORY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT: A COYOTE AND A BADGER ARE FRIENDS! LOOK, HE’S […]

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Trump’s Deranged Post-Impeachment Press Conference: A Closer Look

Trump’s Deranged Post-Impeachment Press Conference: A Closer Look

-Today, the president reeled off a deranged tirade at the White House, where he celebrated his sham impeachment acquittal with his Republican co-conspirators. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ After his acquittal in the Senate impeachment trial yesterday, Trump was eager to celebrate — even […]

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Al Franken on Trump, Health Care & Impeachment

Al Franken on Trump, Health Care & Impeachment

VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>GOOD TO SEE YOU. BEFORE WE START.>>Jimmy: YES.>>THERE’S SOME YINACCURACIES I THE FRED WILLARD PIECE.>>Jimmy: OH, YOU MEAN HAL. WHAT ARE THE INACCURACIES?>>IT IS NOT HARVEST TIME.>>Jimmy: THAT’S RIGHT. IT’S FEBRUARY, I GUESS NOT.>>THERE’S THAT. ALSO, MINNESOTA HAS CAUCUSES.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH.>>AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE THERE, WHO VOLUNTEER.>>Jimmy: RIGHT.>>THEY’RE GREAT. AND THEY’RE […]

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Al Franken on Trump, Health Care & Impeachment

VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>GOOD TO SEE YOU. BEFORE WE START.>>Jimmy: YES.>>THERE’S SOME YINACCURACIES I THE FRED WILLARD PIECE.>>Jimmy: OH, YOU MEAN HAL. WHAT ARE THE INACCURACIES?>>IT IS NOT HARVEST TIME.>>Jimmy: THAT’S RIGHT. IT’S FEBRUARY, I GUESS NOT.>>THERE’S THAT. ALSO, MINNESOTA HAS CAUCUSES.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH.>>AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE THERE, WHO VOLUNTEER.>>Jimmy: RIGHT.>>THEY’RE GREAT. AND THEY’RE […]

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Colbert’s LIVE Monologue Following Trump’s 2020 State Of The Union Address

Colbert’s LIVE Monologue Following Trump’s 2020 State Of The Union Address

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT, AND WE ARE COMING TO YOU RIGHT NOW– THAT IS THE EXCITEMENT OF A LIVE SHOW, LIVE, RIGHT AFTER–( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) RIGHT AFTER TONIGHT’S STATE OF THE UNION. THAT MEANS WE JUST WATCHED WHAT YOU JUST WATCHED. WE FELT WHAT YOU FELT! […]

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Super Bowl, Caucus & Kansas Oh My!

Super Bowl, Caucus & Kansas Oh My!

I COMMEND YOU FOR BEING HERE BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE DON’T SHOW UP THE MONDAY AFTER SUPER BOWL. THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST DAYS OF THE YEAR TO SKIP WORK. THEY CALL IT FOOTBALL HANGOVER DAY. MORE THAN 17 MILLION AMERICANS WERE EXPECTED TO CALL IN SICK TO WORK TODAY. WHICH I GET […]

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Republicans Release New Health Plan, And We’re All Going To Die

Republicans Release New Health Plan, And We’re All Going To Die

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW”.” I’M STEPHEN COLBERT. WELL, IT’S FINALLY HERE. AFTER SIX YEARS OF TRYING, LAST NIGHT THE REPUBLICANS FINALLY UNVEILED THEIR HEALTHCARE PLAN. THEN, OUT OF FORCE OF HABIT, THEY VOTED TO REPEAL IT. ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, THERE ARE SOME THINGS THERE ARE SOME THINGS THEY’RE KEEPING FROM OBAMACARE: KIDS STAYING […]

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