Trump Contradicts Experts as Coronavirus Is Declared a Pandemic: A Closer Look

Trump Contradicts Experts as Coronavirus Is Declared a Pandemic: A Closer Look

-the coronavirus outbreak is now officially a global pandemic, and yet President Trump is still contradicting public health officials about the severity of the crisis. For more on this it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] Today, the World Health Organization officially called the coronavirus outbreak a global pandemic, and a […]

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Markets Plunge as Trump Lies About Coronavirus Response: A Closer Look

Markets Plunge as Trump Lies About Coronavirus Response: A Closer Look

-As the president continues to lie about the coronavirus outbreak, we are now seeing what it’s like when a lifelong scam artist is in charge of responding to a public health crisis. For more on this, it’s time for a closer look. [ Cheers and applause ] When it comes to his presidency, there’s nothing […]

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Trump Keeps Lying About the Coronavirus Outbreak: A Closer Look

Trump Keeps Lying About the Coronavirus Outbreak: A Closer Look

-The president went on Fox News and lied to millions of people about the coronavirus outbreak as his administration bungles its response to the crisis. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ I think it’s safe to say at this point that the president of the […]

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Trump In India: Cricket, Vegetarian Food, Fun With Pronunciation

Trump In India: Cricket, Vegetarian Food, Fun With Pronunciation

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW,” EVERYBODY. I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) SO GOOD TO TO BE BACK. I’VE MISSED THESE PEOPLE. THIS WEEKEND, DEMOCRATS DID SOMETHING THAT ONCE SEEMED UNIMAGINABLE: THEY COUNTED THE VOTES IN A CAUCUS. ( LAUGHTER ) I’LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT IN […]

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Trump On American Healthcare: When You Love Something, Let It Explode

Trump On American Healthcare: When You Love Something, Let It Explode

>>Stephen: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK ON THIS STAGE. LAST WEEK, WE WERE OFF. WE PRETENDED WE HAD NEW SHOWS ON MONDAY, TUESDAY, AND WEDNESDAY, BUT THOSE WERE ACTUALLY TAPED THE WEEK BEFORE. IT WAS AN ILLUSION CREATED BY AN EVIL […]

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Pete Buttigieg: A Majority Of Americans Want Higher Wages And Healthcare

Pete Buttigieg: A Majority Of Americans Want Higher Wages And Healthcare

>>Stephen: WE’RE BACK HERE, WE’RE BACK, EVERYBODY, WITH PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE PETE BUTTIGIEG, LET’S TALK ABOUT THE WINE CAVE, OKAY. YOU GOT A LOT OF CRITICISM. NO, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE WINE CAVE.>>OKAY.>>Stephen: YOU TOOK SOME CRITICISM FOR HAVING A FUNDRAISER IN A WINE CAVE IN CALIFORNIA. AND RAISED A TON OF MONEY AND […]

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We Know Why Nancy Pelosi Tore Up Trump’s Speech

We Know Why Nancy Pelosi Tore Up Trump’s Speech

>>SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI RIPPING UP HER COPY OF THE PRESIDENT’S STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH.( APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ) ( BIRD CHIRPING )( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )( TOILET FLUSHING ) ( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )>>IT’S “THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.”

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The Skinny Bitch Diet Menu (Hot Date)

The Skinny Bitch Diet Menu (Hot Date)

(CollegeHumor theme) (electric buzzing) – It’s like, I want to order the Double Loaded Gut-Bomb Chili Cheese Fry Nachos, but– – We have a pool party to go to after this. – I guess we could always order from the diet menu. (horror music) (up-tempo music) – Beyoncé doesn’t say that. – “If he liked […]

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GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict

GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. FOLKS, WELCOME ONE AND ALL, IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD TO “THE L “THE LATE SHOW.” IN THE I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. LET’S GET RIGHT TO IT. THE BIG STORY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT: A COYOTE AND A BADGER ARE FRIENDS! LOOK, HE’S […]

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