Adam Carolla Prank Calls a Health Food Store – Crank Yankers

Adam Carolla Prank Calls a Health Food Store – Crank Yankers

(telephone ringing) Thank you for calling (beep) health food. – I’ve got a wife that’s (stammers) heavyset, I guess would be the nice polite way to call it. (upbeat music) Yeah, what’s the best for uh weight control? – For weight control? You know, that is a good question. – I told her like if […]

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Trump On American Healthcare: When You Love Something, Let It Explode

Trump On American Healthcare: When You Love Something, Let It Explode

>>Stephen: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK ON THIS STAGE. LAST WEEK, WE WERE OFF. WE PRETENDED WE HAD NEW SHOWS ON MONDAY, TUESDAY, AND WEDNESDAY, BUT THOSE WERE ACTUALLY TAPED THE WEEK BEFORE. IT WAS AN ILLUSION CREATED BY AN EVIL […]

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Pete Buttigieg: A Majority Of Americans Want Higher Wages And Healthcare

Pete Buttigieg: A Majority Of Americans Want Higher Wages And Healthcare

>>Stephen: WE’RE BACK HERE, WE’RE BACK, EVERYBODY, WITH PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE PETE BUTTIGIEG, LET’S TALK ABOUT THE WINE CAVE, OKAY. YOU GOT A LOT OF CRITICISM. NO, WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THE WINE CAVE.>>OKAY.>>Stephen: YOU TOOK SOME CRITICISM FOR HAVING A FUNDRAISER IN A WINE CAVE IN CALIFORNIA. AND RAISED A TON OF MONEY AND […]

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We Know Why Nancy Pelosi Tore Up Trump’s Speech

We Know Why Nancy Pelosi Tore Up Trump’s Speech

>>SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI RIPPING UP HER COPY OF THE PRESIDENT’S STATE OF THE UNION SPEECH.( APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ) ( BIRD CHIRPING )( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )( TOILET FLUSHING ) ( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE ) ( LAUGHTER )>>IT’S “THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.”

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The Skinny Bitch Diet Menu (Hot Date)

The Skinny Bitch Diet Menu (Hot Date)

(CollegeHumor theme) (electric buzzing) – It’s like, I want to order the Double Loaded Gut-Bomb Chili Cheese Fry Nachos, but– – We have a pool party to go to after this. – I guess we could always order from the diet menu. (horror music) (up-tempo music) – Beyoncé doesn’t say that. – “If he liked […]

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GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict

GOP-Controlled Senate Finds Trump Not Guilty, But Mitt Romney Honors His Oath And Votes To Convict

WELCOME, ONE AND ALL. PLEASE HAVE A SEAT. FOLKS, WELCOME ONE AND ALL, IN HERE, OUT THERE, ALL AROUND THE WORLD TO “THE L “THE LATE SHOW.” IN THE I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. LET’S GET RIGHT TO IT. THE BIG STORY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT: A COYOTE AND A BADGER ARE FRIENDS! LOOK, HE’S […]

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Trump’s Deranged Post-Impeachment Press Conference: A Closer Look

Trump’s Deranged Post-Impeachment Press Conference: A Closer Look

-Today, the president reeled off a deranged tirade at the White House, where he celebrated his sham impeachment acquittal with his Republican co-conspirators. For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.” [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ After his acquittal in the Senate impeachment trial yesterday, Trump was eager to celebrate — even […]

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Health Care: It’s Not Just for Healthy Young People – Between the Scenes: The Daily Show

Health Care: It’s Not Just for Healthy Young People – Between the Scenes: The Daily Show

– Like that’s the weirdest thing to me, where they go, “This health care bill is not bad, okay? “Like it’s just not good for old people, “and for sick people.” (audience laughs) You go so who is it for? Health care’s only for healthy people? That’s what you’re saying? That’s all you want your […]

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