Senator Bernie Sanders Has Bad News About Climate Change

-Let’s cut to some of your major points you make running for President — climate change. I do believe we have to do something about this. -Jimmy, I don’t want to get you too nervous or get the audience too nervous, but what the — -When you get quiet, I do get nervous. [ Laughter […]

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Key & Peele – Yo’ Mama Has Health Problems

Key & Peele – Yo’ Mama Has Health Problems

>>MR. LEWIS >>THANK YOU FOR COMING IN WITH YOUR ASSOCIATES. I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO HEAR BUT WE NEED TO MAKE SOME SERIOUS DECISIONS ABOUT YOUR MOTHER’S HEALTH. LET’S BE HONEST, SHE IS GETTING ON IN YEARS. >>OH, THAT. OKAY, I SEE HOW IT IS. I SEE HOW IT IS. WELL YOUR MAMA SO […]

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Alec Baldwin Drops His Pants to Prove His Weight Loss

Alec Baldwin Drops His Pants to Prove His Weight Loss

-Last time you were here, it was your birthday. Do you remember that? -Yes. -And we retired — -Oh, do I remember it. -We retired you to the rafters. -Yes. -And we actually — We lifted you up in the air. -It was a beautiful experience. -Yeah, it was. -It was. It was really a […]

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Slow Jam the News with Senator Kamala Harris

-Last week was the third Democratic debate, where 10 presidential hopefuls went head-to-head. You know, I was actually going to make a joke about this story, but I don’t think it needs a joke. I think it needs to be slow jammed. You know what I’m talking about, Tariq? -Yeah, Jimmy. I think you’re saying […]

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Avengers: Endgame Releases Tickets While Trump Releases Healthcare Teaser

Avengers: Endgame Releases Tickets While Trump Releases Healthcare Teaser

-You guys, “Avengers: Endgame” — You guys excited about this? [ Cheers and applause ] It doesn’t come out for three weeks, but tickets went on sale today, and so many people tried to buy them that all the ticket sites crashed. [ Laughter ] That pretty much sums up the country. We buy our […]

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