Al Franken on Trump, Health Care & Impeachment

Al Franken on Trump, Health Care & Impeachment

VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>GOOD TO SEE YOU. BEFORE WE START.>>Jimmy: YES.>>THERE’S SOME YINACCURACIES I THE FRED WILLARD PIECE.>>Jimmy: OH, YOU MEAN HAL. WHAT ARE THE INACCURACIES?>>IT IS NOT HARVEST TIME.>>Jimmy: THAT’S RIGHT. IT’S FEBRUARY, I GUESS NOT.>>THERE’S THAT. ALSO, MINNESOTA HAS CAUCUSES.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH.>>AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE THERE, WHO VOLUNTEER.>>Jimmy: RIGHT.>>THEY’RE GREAT. AND THEY’RE […]

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Al Franken on Trump, Health Care & Impeachment

VERY GOOD TO SEE YOU.>>GOOD TO SEE YOU. BEFORE WE START.>>Jimmy: YES.>>THERE’S SOME YINACCURACIES I THE FRED WILLARD PIECE.>>Jimmy: OH, YOU MEAN HAL. WHAT ARE THE INACCURACIES?>>IT IS NOT HARVEST TIME.>>Jimmy: THAT’S RIGHT. IT’S FEBRUARY, I GUESS NOT.>>THERE’S THAT. ALSO, MINNESOTA HAS CAUCUSES.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH.>>AND THE PEOPLE WHO ARE THERE, WHO VOLUNTEER.>>Jimmy: RIGHT.>>THEY’RE GREAT. AND THEY’RE […]

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Super Bowl, Caucus & Kansas Oh My!

Super Bowl, Caucus & Kansas Oh My!

I COMMEND YOU FOR BEING HERE BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE DON’T SHOW UP THE MONDAY AFTER SUPER BOWL. THIS IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST DAYS OF THE YEAR TO SKIP WORK. THEY CALL IT FOOTBALL HANGOVER DAY. MORE THAN 17 MILLION AMERICANS WERE EXPECTED TO CALL IN SICK TO WORK TODAY. WHICH I GET […]

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Donald Trump on Board Games, His Health and Fast Food Habit

Donald Trump on Board Games, His Health and Fast Food Habit

-You’ve said on our show before that you’ve never really apologize until — unless you really feel the need to apologize. -Well, I don’t love apologizing. [ Laughter ] I’m not — I’m not thrilled about apologizing. But I’ll apologize if I’m wrong about something. -Yeah. Have you ever played the board game Sorry? [ […]

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Senator Bernie Sanders Has Bad News About Climate Change

-Let’s cut to some of your major points you make running for President — climate change. I do believe we have to do something about this. -Jimmy, I don’t want to get you too nervous or get the audience too nervous, but what the — -When you get quiet, I do get nervous. [ Laughter […]

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Trump’s 2,000 Lies – A Documentary

Trump’s 2,000 Lies – A Documentary

THE PRESIDENT, BY THE WAY REACHED A MAJOR MILESTONE YESTERDAY. I DON’T FEEL LIKE THIS HAS GOTTEN ENOUGH ATTENTION. ACCORDING TO THE “WASHINGTON POST,” WHICH HAS BEEN KEEPING TRACK I GUESS, YESTERDAY TRUMP TOLD HIS 2,000th LIE SINCE TAKING OFFICE. [ LAUGHTER ] HAPPY LIE2K, EVERYBODY. [ LAUGHTER ] 2,000 LIES IN 11 MONTHS. HE’S […]

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Alec Baldwin Drops His Pants to Prove His Weight Loss

Alec Baldwin Drops His Pants to Prove His Weight Loss

-Last time you were here, it was your birthday. Do you remember that? -Yes. -And we retired — -Oh, do I remember it. -We retired you to the rafters. -Yes. -And we actually — We lifted you up in the air. -It was a beautiful experience. -Yeah, it was. -It was. It was really a […]

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Jimmy Kimmel Returns with Baby Billy After Heart Surgery

WELL, HI, I’M JIMMY. AND THIS IS BILLY. I WAS OUT LAST WEEK BECAUSE THIS GUY HAD HEART SURGERY. BUT LOOK, HE’S FINE, EVERYBODY. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] HE MAY HAVE POOPED, BUT HE’S FINE. I WANT TO THANK CHRIS PRATT AND TRACEE ELLIS ROSS AND NEIL PATRICK HARRIS AND MELISSA McCARTHY FOR FILLING […]

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