The GOP Still Hasn’t Figured Out Health Care: The Daily Show

The GOP Still Hasn’t Figured Out Health Care: The Daily Show

But let’s move on, ladies and gentlemen, to the one thing Paul Ryan spends more time on than his biceps– Obamacare. Since its very inception, Paul Ryan has had one goal. We really have a problem with the direction of these bills, and we have offered principled, alternative bills. We’re going to do everything we […]

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Round 3 of Jimmy Kimmel’s Health Care Battle

Round 3 of Jimmy Kimmel’s Health Care Battle

IF YOU’VE BEEN WATCHING OVER THE PAST FEW DAYS, AND YOU HAVEN’T, I’VE FOUND MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLE OVER AMERICAN HEALTH CARE. AFTER MY SON BILLY HAD OPEN HEART SURGERY AT THE END OF APRIL, THE SENATOR BILL CASSIDY FROM LOUISIANA CAME ON OUR SHOW, MADE SOME PROMISES AND ASSURANCES THAT HE […]

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Drug Pricing | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Drug Pricing | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

All right, I have a secret. Okay? Tonight, I promise… I’m not gonna beef  with any foreign government. Okay? Instead, I want to talk about something  that’s killing people in my own country. Drug pricing. In America, prescription drug prices are skyrocketing, and politicians on both sides of the aisle have made drug pricing an […]

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Casually Explained: Being Healthy

Casually Explained: Being Healthy

Well, it’s pretty common knowledge that certain foods are healthy, and others aren’t so much, it’s pretty rare that you ever get an explanation as to why. And one thing that bothers me quite a bit is when someone says to eat something because: “It’s good for you!” or “It’s a superfood!” And almost universally, […]

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A$AP Rocky Arrested in Sweden After a Street Altercation | The Daily Show

A$AP Rocky Arrested in Sweden After a Street Altercation | The Daily Show

Our main story takes place in Sweden. It’s the Scandinavian country best known for meatballs, democratic socialism and the sexiest cars on the planet. Goddamn, look at that safety, huh? Ah, safety is so sexy, safety sexy– so safe, you’ll crash your car and you’ll survive. Yeah. You’ll never get an STD, ’cause no one […]

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Chappelle’s Show’s Best Political Sketches – Chappelle’s Show

Chappelle’s Show’s Best Political Sketches – Chappelle’s Show

Byaah. (singing) Chappelle show. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring to you now Black Bush. President Bush continues to make his case for an invasion of Iraq. After carefully examining the region, me and my cabinet agree that that area is definitely ripe for regime change. All right. But if I can be real about. Be […]

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Republicans Can’t Get Their S**t Together on Health Care: The Daily Show

Republicans Can’t Get Their S**t Together on Health Care: The Daily Show

There’s one story that we have to make time for. Health care. Breaking news in the health care showdown. There will be no health care vote tonight. Breaking news, the art of no deal. (laughter) Are you serious? Seven years? The day that the Republicans have been planning for seven years arrives and all of […]

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Trump Suddenly Remembers Healthcare Is A Thing

Trump Suddenly Remembers Healthcare Is A Thing

I’M STILL OVER HERE. NOW, BEFORE THE BREAK, I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT DONALD TRUMP’S VICTORY LAP, AND IT’S ALREADY HAVING HUGE CONSEQUENCES FOR AMERICANS. BECAUSE, YESTERDAY, THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION ANNOUNCED THAT THE ENTIRE AFFORDABLE CARE ACT SHOULD BE STRUCK DOWN, INCLUDING PROTECTIONS FOR PEOPLE WITH PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS. ( BOOING ) YES, NOW THAT HE’S […]

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Even Republicans Hate the Republican Health Care Bill: The Daily Show

Even Republicans Hate the Republican Health Care Bill: The Daily Show

The problem is, the Trump administration is allergic to facts. TV REPORTER:In a piece for today’sWashington Post,the White House challenged the expected CBO score,arguing “The American people and Congressshould give this prediction little weight.”The COB doesn’t even capture those individuals who say to the federal government, “I don’t want the plan that you think I […]

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The GOP Celebrates Its One-Third Of A Healthcare Victory

The GOP Celebrates Its One-Third Of A Healthcare Victory

WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW. WELCOME TO THE LATE SHOW. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. FIRST OF ALL, HAPPY STAR WARS SHALL STAR WARS DAY, EVERYBODY, MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU. ALSO I THINK THE REPUBLICANS MAY HAVE FOURTHED YOU OFF YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE BECAUSE THE HOUSE VOTED TO REPEAL AND REPLACE OBAMACARE JUST […]

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