-Yeah, Joe Biden —
this was an unlucky draw, man. Cory Booker on the one side, Kamala on the other side,
and he’s in the middle? It’s like the world’s
most racially charged Oreo. I feel like Joe Biden got
on the stage and just instinctively tried
to lock his car doors. He was like, “Aaah! Aaah!
No attacks!” -Unfortunately, Vice
President Biden, you’re just simply inaccurate
in what you’re describing. -Senator Harris, thank you. Vice President Biden,
your response? -The plan, no matter how you
cut it, costs $3 trillion. -CNN was so desperate
to get them to fight, they were like Romans
at the Colosseum. “Healthcare plans,
he says yours is foolish. You say his is cruel. Now fight for our pleasure.” [Laughter, cheers, applause] -Then, Senator Gillibrand
took a bold swipe at answering
how she would beat Trump. -I can talk to those white women in the suburbs
that voted for Trump and explain to them what
white privilege actually is. -“They will accept me
into their midst, for I come with offerings
of Chardonnay and SkinnyPop.” “We speak the same — My bounty is as boundless
as the sea.” -Then, there’s Marianne
Williamson, the — -Whoo! -She — Really? She’s like if the trailer
for the movie “Cats” became a person. Now, where did she get the money
to even be a — how many dream catchers
was this woman able to sell? First, Biden seemed
to get confused and gave Booker a new title. -The fact is that the bills
that the president — that — excuse me —
the future president here — that the Senator’s
talking about… -Wait.
What? Go back. Did he just endorse Cory Booker? Did he forget that he’s also
running for president? “Oh, what?
This is a presidential debate? Oh, I’m just here to mix it up
and have fun. It’s malarkey time! Let’s get malarkey.” -Julián Castro —
Julián Castro says he knows what the lives
of everyday Americans are like. -Too many people are struggling, and I know
what that’s like, too. I grew up with a single mom
in a poor neighborhood. -“Growing up, we were so poor,
my brother and I had to share a face. Sad. He’s a twin —
He’s a twin is the idea. -Running for president is about
shooting for the moon, right? When Trump ran for president, he didn’t run
with incremental ideas. He was like, “Build a wall! Another country
will pay for it!” Yeah.
Obama was like, “We can!” He wasn’t like,
“Uh, we’ll, uh, we’ll see. We’ll try, uh.” We can! But some of these candidates
tonight are like, “Let’s make America 8. 5 percent better
than it was yesterday.” And that really was the biggest
split in the debate tonight was Democrats who wanted
major systemic change and those who wanted
to fiddle in the margins. And I’ll be honest —
there’s only one side that’s gonna win this,
and it’s gonna be — Sorry.
What’s that? Jake Tapper says I’ve run
out of time? Alright.
We’ll be right back.